“May virulent pox ravage the houses of my children and my children’s children through time and all eternity.”
– The Contract


david

Date: Mon, Mar 16, 2015 at 10:23 AM

Beneficiary: Dorothy Yaeger.

If payment is not received Today we have no option than to allow the JFK airport authorities to send back your consignment to United Kingdom, you are advised to meet up with payment Today to guarantee the home delivery of your consignment as scheduled.

David White.


dorothyDate: Mon, Mar 16, 2015 at 11:07 AM

DAVID WHITE,

 I do not think you realize how tirelessly I have been working to acquire said money. I believe you are a successful man with many “pounds” in your bank account, and you don’t understand how much $67,000 is. But it is simply not money I just have in my pocket… I have spent all weekend pandering for money. I even spent Saturday afternoon offering services on the corner (if you know what I mean). I have some prospects, but people are hesitant to give me over $60K. You know that is a lot of people’s yearly money, they’re not ready to just give it up to some ugly old lady. Luckily I think I can get a few thousand from the PaceMaker fund.

BUT I HAVE A PROPOSAL FOR YOU THAT I DO NOT THINK YOU CAN RESIST, DAVID WHITE:

I am certain you have the $67,000 in your bank account. How would you feel about fronting me the money, and in exchange I will give you 15% of the $24 million (which equals about $1.2 million dollars)

If this deal is as true as you say it is, you could be a millionaire overnight. I would never lie to you, but I can even have my uncle write us a Legal Contract Binder, if you are worried that I won’t pay up.

God Bless,
Dorothy


david

Date: Mon, Mar 16, 2015 at 3:41 PM

Beneficiary: Dorothy Yaeger.

It is $6,700 not $67,000 please get that corrected, I am just an employee that survives on my monthly salary, I am pleased to accept your proposal and my salary is about £2000 a month, if you can write up the legal contract binder in my name and your name I can raise the £2000 tomorrow morning 9am U.K time, the £2000 is about $3000

I can go to the PAY DAY loan office to raise an additional $700 to make it $3,700, I will only do this if you confirm that you have the balance of $3000 to complete the payment, as soon as it is paid and your consignment delivered I will fly down to New York immediately to meet up with you with my copy of the agreement.


dorothyDate: Mon, Mar 16, 2015 at 5:28 PM

DAVID WHITE,

I spoke with my UNCLE, and we will be drafting a contract together starting tonight. However, he told me I should make sure this is not a scam because he has heard of a scams. UNCLE said if you are being truthful, you will have no problem sending a form of photo identification.
Please reply soon so I may complete the Legal Contract Binder.

God Bless,
Dorothy


david

Date: Tue, Mar 17, 2015 at 12:11 PM 

Beneficiary: Dorothy Yaeger.

I have successfully come up with $3,700 and also attached is my I’D, send me a copy of the agreement to see now, if I am satisfied with the agreement I will pay my quota of the $6,700 which is $3,700.

Do you have your $3000 ready??, I need your personal telephone number for easy communication and it is very important you provide a valid address for delivery as soon as payment is made.

I will be on standby waiting for the legal agreement and your payment of $3000, as soon as it is paid I will obtain the payment receipt and send you a copy to present to the delivery attache. Upon your response I will conclude arrangements to be in New York via British Airways tomorrow evening to meet up with you  loan office to raise an additional $700 to make it $3,700, I will only do this if you confirm that you have the balance of $3000 to complete the payment, as soon as it is paid and your consignment delivered I will fly down to New York immediately to meet up with you with my copy of the agreement.

David White.
ID CARD David James White


 dorothyDate: Wed, Mar 18, 2015 at 1:51 AM

DAVID WHITE,

I spoke with my UNCLE, and we will be drafting a contract together starting tonight. However, he told me I should make sure this is not a scam because he has heard of a scams. UNCLE said if you are being truthful, you will have no problem sending a form of photo identification.

Please reply soon so I may complete the Legal Contract Binder.

God Bless always,
Dorothy


 davidDate: Thu, Mar 19, 2015 at 3:27 AM

Beneficiary: Dorothy.

I have successfully come up with $3,700 and also attached is my I’D, send me a copy of the agreement to see now, if I am satisfied with the agreement I will pay my quota of the $6,700 which is $3,700

Do you have your $3000 ready??, I need your personal telephone number for easy communication and it is very important you provide a valid address for delivery as soon as payment is made.

I will be on standby waiting for the legal agreement and your payment of $3000, as soon as it is paid I will obtain the payment receipt and send you a copy to present to the delivery attache. Upon your response I will conclude arrangements to be in New York via British Airways tomorrow evening to meet up with you


dorothyDate: Wed, Mar 18, 2015 at 1:51 AM

DAVID WHITE,

You will be pleased to Hear that I am almost to my end of the bargain and will have the $3,000 by end of week. UNCLE has completed written the Legal Contract Binder Agreement, and these personal bank statements I have Attached to the Email should put your worry and mind at calm.

Please review and them and fill them out and send them back to me via email, post-hast DAVIE. Time is of the essence, and there is not a Moment to lose. Our golden futures awaites.

God Bless always,
Dorothy
Promissory Note - JPEG1
Promissory Note - JPEG2


From here, I am determined to get David White to sign this dramatic contract that has dire consequences and eternal damnation. It is my primary goal. He absolutely refuses to sign it.



david
Date: Thu, Mar 19, 2015 at 3:27 AM

Beneficiary: Dorothy.

Forward your direct telephone number and nominated delivery address, payment has to be made now, as soon as payment is made is to the airport authorities I will sign the agreement send you a copy with the payment receipt and book my ticket for next day arrival. kindly confirm the exact time you will have your $3000

I await your quick response.


davidDate: Fri, Mar 20, 2015 at 12:34 PM

Beneficiary: Dorothy.

Can you please confirm payment status?, delivery is set and the cause of delay is from your end now, I need a direct telephone number and a delivery address.

I await your quick response.


dorothyDate: Sat, Mar 21, 2015 at 12:22 AM

DAVID WHITE,

 I am still coming up with my money. I will send you my bank statements so you know I am being Honest with you. Unless you can pay the full $6,700, you will have to Continue to be patient with me.

I don’t know if I feel comfortable discussing money matters until you have signed my contract. Do you agree with everything in it? Or do you require alterations? It’s fine if so, but Please let Me know.

As I have Described, I am trying to hide from CHAD GUY. I do not have the same phone number.When I have the money ready, I will give you details. I believe Little Beatrice will let me give her address to you, once I have made the Payment, because she will understand that the Money is real)

Please sign the contract and send it back.

God Bless always,
Dorothy


davidDate: Fri, Mar 20, 2015 at 12:34 PM

Beneficiary: Dorothy.

Confirm payment of $3000 Today, we have exhausted our deadline at the JFK storage facility and the consignment would have to be sent back to it’s port of Entry as UNCLAIMED, I advise you make payment available Today or relinquish your ownership.

I will send my signed agreement with payment receipt as soon as full payment is made Today, you are the cause of delay in successfully concluding this delivery Today.

Awaiting your quick response.


dorothyDate: Mon, Mar 23, 2015 at 11:40 PM

DAVID WHITE,

 I have been working on my portion of the deal, but I am waiting for my Social Security Check which should come on a Wednesday.The Government is not always on time. Unless you are willing to give me more $1,000, you will have to wait until then.

I have attached my Bank Statements so you know I am not a phoney baloney. I am almost to $3,000. But as I have said before, AL JALIB never mentioned there ever being a cost to obtaining his Trunk Boxes, so this comes as a surprise.

God Bless always,
Dorothy
EXPORT STATEMENT - DOROTHYBYAEGER - CHKG 3174 - FEB27-MAR23 (1)


david

Date: Tue, Mar 24, 2015 at 4:39 AM

Beneficiary: Dorothy Yaeger.

There is no time the deadline has been exhausted at the JFK storage facility, I will take the wrist watch my father left for me to the pawn shop and raise $1000 this morning. Send the $2000 you have to the company broker via MoneyGram.

As soon as you make payment Today delivery will scheduled for 6.45pm New York time, and I will also book my ticket to arrive tomorrow morning and hand over the signed agreement in person to you.


dorothyDate: Tue, Mar 24, 2015 at 12:38 PM

DAVID WHITE,

Blessed Day! The Lord and I Thank You so much for giving me the additional $1,000!!! That really eases my Worry. We can finally proceed.

Are you sure your father won’t want his wrist watch back? My closet just flooded at the thought of there being a DAVID WHITE SENIOR. Splooosh! Please give him a gracious Thank You. I’ll make sure to reward him for his kindness. Is there a MRS. WHITE I can thank as well?

I started filling out the MoneyGram, but it asked me for KEITH THURSTON Photo Identification Card. If You are unable to get KEITH’S ID soon enough, please have somebody else pick it up.

Secondly, I talked to REVEREND UNCLE JEDIDIAH, my Spiritual Advisor. He is concerned you have not signed my contract. He says it is possible that you are lying. You might have me pay my portion, and then take my money and never pay me back. I need you to promise to sign the contract so I know you are not stealing it.

Please feel free to give a call to REVEREND UNCLE JEDIDIAH if you have any questions. He is very nice and wants me to proceed, he just wants to make sure I am Safe with a legal contract binder.

Please call or Text the REVEREND at: 347-344-6423 Extension 0889#

 Make sure you hit the hash-tag key after the 0889, otherwise the call doesn’t completes

God Bless,
Dorothy


Chapter 3  Summary

– Omitted (3) emails from 3/16 – 3/24.

– Dorothy is having a hard time coming up with the money. She sends her bank statements and regular updates on her financial status.

– She has the idea that David White could loan her $3,700, then when she gets the money she will split it with him. He agrees saying he will go to the Payday Loan office & give her some of his salary.

– Since they are going to be splitting money, she wants her Uncle Jedidiah, a disbarred lawyer, to draft a contract.

– Read The Contract in its entirety. It cannot be summarized.

– She keeps procrastinating with the money and eventually gets David White to loan her an extra $1,000 (by selling his dead father’s wrist watch)

– It becomes Dorothy’s primary goal to have David White sign her absurd contract. She asks him to call her Reverend Uncle Jedidiah to proceed.

– Co-written by Oh, Hi Mark! & Pancakes4Dinner. Thanks Mark & Pancakes!


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