It took 757 days to receive my Ted Cruz to the Future™ coloring book. Read my absurd email thread with customer service, and enjoy the hellish contents of his coloring book.

Literally the worst gift a child could receive – both nightmare fuel & pure indoctrination.





Here are some of my glorious colorings



… the novelty wore off and I could not complete the coloring book.
Here are the remaining pages:

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